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Sexiest Explanations for Detective Elliot Stabler’s Ten-Year Absence from the Law & Order Universe

by Leslie Ylinen & Audrey Burges

Mar 23, 2021

Sexiest Explanations for Detective Elliot Stabler’s Ten-Year Absence from the Law & Order Universe

Mar 23, 2021

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A Californian’s Daily Schedule, According to Fox News

It’s tough work upholding this liberal regime, but someone has to do it

Mar 22, 2021

A person with their hair in a messy bun, holding up a lit joint in one hand and a sign that says “Canceled” with another (revealing unshaved armpits). In the distance are SF skyscrapers and the Golden Gate Bridge; the hills behind them are all on fire, and smoke swirls around the scene.

Mar 22, 2021

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Let’s Level Up This Adult Friendship In The Majesty Of Nature!

When in your modern urban life do you get to dance the delicate choreography of basic human survival?

Nov 23, 2020

Let’s Level Up This Adult Friendship In The Majesty Of Nature!

Nov 23, 2020

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I Always Wanted to Raise an Urban Kid. Then the Pandemic Happened.

I may have left San Francisco proper, but I still got to stay in the Bay

Sep 29, 2020

Illustration of a child running in a fenced-in backyard, the San Francisco skyline visible in the far distance.

Sep 29, 2020

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Scientology Or My Three-Year-Old?

Anyone who doesn’t agree to impossible or unethical schemes is labeled the bad guy.

Sep 17, 2020

Scientology Or My Three-Year-Old?

Sep 17, 2020

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Hey, Neighbor! I’m The New California Transplant!

I’m going to casually slather your real estate market on my body like department store lotion samples.

Aug 18, 2020

Hey, Neighbor! I’m The New California Transplant!

Aug 18, 2020

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San Franciscans, Let’s Go Redfin Shopping Around the Country!

A look at what you could get for the price of a one-bedroom in SF

Aug 5, 2020

Illustration of pink pieces of paper, a passport, a clawfoot tub, a for sale sign, + a red avocado in a tunnel.

Aug 5, 2020

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The Rogue-Ass Kitchen Appliances of the Bay Area

Our stoves and fridges are completely out of control

Jul 16, 2020

A white oven awkwardly placed in the corner of an otherwise empty room with green vinyl flooring.

Jul 16, 2020

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I Am an Additional 400 Square Feet of an SF Apartment, and You Want Me So Bad

You wouldn’t even know what to do with me if you had me

Jun 29, 2020

I Am an Additional 400 Square Feet of an SF Apartment, and You Want Me So Bad

Jun 29, 2020

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An Open Letter To Everyone Who Has Mocked My Bidet Toilet In The Past Ten Years

I’ve waited patiently to tell each of you to fuck off.

Apr 13, 2020

An Open Letter To Everyone Who Has Mocked My Bidet Toilet In The Past Ten Years

Apr 13, 2020

Leslie Ylinen

Leslie Ylinen

Writer in San Francisco. Work in McSweeney’s, The Bold Italic, Slackjaw, The Belladonna, and Points in Case.

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