Leslie YlineninThe Belladonna ComedySexiest Explanations for Detective Elliot Stabler’s Ten-Year Absence from the Law & Order Universeby Leslie Ylinen & Audrey Burges·4 min read·Mar 23, 2021--2--2
Leslie YlineninThe Bold ItalicA Californian’s Daily Schedule, According to Fox NewsIt’s tough work upholding this liberal regime, but someone has to do it·4 min read·Mar 22, 2021--15--15
Leslie YlineninSlackjawLet’s Level Up This Adult Friendship In The Majesty Of Nature!When in your modern urban life do you get to dance the delicate choreography of basic human survival?·4 min read·Nov 23, 2020--1--1
Leslie YlineninThe Bold ItalicI Always Wanted to Raise an Urban Kid. Then the Pandemic Happened.I may have left San Francisco proper, but I still got to stay in the Bay·4 min read·Sep 29, 2020----
Leslie YlineninSlackjawScientology Or My Three-Year-Old?Anyone who doesn’t agree to impossible or unethical schemes is labeled the bad guy.·1 min read·Sep 17, 2020--2--2
Leslie YlineninSlackjawHey, Neighbor! I’m The New California Transplant!I’m going to casually slather your real estate market on my body like department store lotion samples.·4 min read·Aug 18, 2020--23--23
Leslie YlineninThe Bold ItalicSan Franciscans, Let’s Go Redfin Shopping Around the Country!A look at what you could get for the price of a one-bedroom in SF·7 min read·Aug 5, 2020--6--6
Leslie YlineninThe Bold ItalicThe Rogue-Ass Kitchen Appliances of the Bay AreaOur stoves and fridges are completely out of control·4 min read·Jul 16, 2020--11--11
Leslie YlineninThe Bold ItalicI Am an Additional 400 Square Feet of an SF Apartment, and You Want Me So BadYou wouldn’t even know what to do with me if you had me·4 min read·Jun 29, 2020--5--5
Leslie YlineninSlackjawAn Open Letter To Everyone Who Has Mocked My Bidet Toilet In The Past Ten YearsI’ve waited patiently to tell each of you to fuck off.·4 min read·Apr 13, 2020--4--4
