Published inThe Belladonna ComedySexiest Explanations for Detective Elliot Stabler’s Ten-Year Absence from the Law & Order Universeby Leslie Ylinen & Audrey BurgesMar 23, 20212Mar 23, 20212
Published inThe Bold ItalicA Californian’s Daily Schedule, According to Fox NewsIt’s tough work upholding this liberal regime, but someone has to do itMar 22, 202115Mar 22, 202115
Published inSlackjawLet’s Level Up This Adult Friendship In The Majesty Of Nature!When in your modern urban life do you get to dance the delicate choreography of basic human survival?Nov 23, 20201Nov 23, 20201
Published inThe Bold ItalicI Always Wanted to Raise an Urban Kid. Then the Pandemic Happened.I may have left San Francisco proper, but I still got to stay in the BaySep 29, 2020Sep 29, 2020
Published inSlackjawScientology Or My Three-Year-Old?Anyone who doesn’t agree to impossible or unethical schemes is labeled the bad guy.Sep 17, 20202Sep 17, 20202
Published inSlackjawHey, Neighbor! I’m The New California Transplant!I’m going to casually slather your real estate market on my body like department store lotion samples.Aug 18, 202023Aug 18, 202023
Published inThe Bold ItalicSan Franciscans, Let’s Go Redfin Shopping Around the Country!A look at what you could get for the price of a one-bedroom in SFAug 5, 20206Aug 5, 20206
Published inThe Bold ItalicThe Rogue-Ass Kitchen Appliances of the Bay AreaOur stoves and fridges are completely out of controlJul 16, 202011Jul 16, 202011
Published inThe Bold ItalicI Am an Additional 400 Square Feet of an SF Apartment, and You Want Me So BadYou wouldn’t even know what to do with me if you had meJun 29, 20205Jun 29, 20205
Published inSlackjawAn Open Letter To Everyone Who Has Mocked My Bidet Toilet In The Past Ten YearsI’ve waited patiently to tell each of you to fuck off.Apr 13, 20204Apr 13, 20204
